theelvenkingsunderthesky:

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

• wearing two different fabrics
  
• eating pigs and rabbits 
  
• wearing torn clothes
  
• having short hair
• having tattoos
  
• having more than one type of plant in your garden
• going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth
• masturbating
• wearing jewlery
• remarrying 
• women saying anything in church, ever
• eating lobsters
• divorcing
• eating fat
• touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period
• cross breeding
• people with flat noses becoming priests (?)
• cheating
• saying God’s name
• gossiping
• going to church if your balls are injured in any way
• wizards (?)
  

so we’re all going to hell anyways.